Convert linux web server to windows 2003 server

How do i convert linux web server to windows 2003 server?

I did this a couple of years ago (and I'm not a Linux guy either). First, you need to know what you're running on the Linux box. Your web server is probably Apache. Are you running Perl/PHP/MySQL? You will likely want to run those same services on the Windows box. If you're running Apache on Linux, are you going to stay with it on Windows or run IIS? Basically, you get everything running on the Windows server that's running on the Linux server, then move your content over.
Sorry, but I don't have room (or the inclination) to write a step-by-step procedure.